yet another quiz

If I were smart I would lie on some of these - but we all know that takes the fun out of it.

Kissed any one of your Internet friends? --- no, never met any of them - maybe I'll kiss the first one I meet. (now that will discourage visitors)

Kissed someone you didn't like? --- no - do certain uncles count?

Slept in until 5 PM? --- yes - I used to work nights

Fallen asleep at work/school? --- yes - routinely at both

Held a snake? --- yes

Ran a red light? --- YES

Been suspended from school? --- NO

Experienced love at first sight? --- YES

Totalled your car in an accident? --- yes, I put my truck on top of a guardrail once in a snowstorm.

Been fired from a job? --- YES - I had a boss who used to fire me all the time. He did it so often that I chewed him out one morning when I came in at 6 am and he fired me. I told him to fire me at night from now on so I could sleep in. He gave me $100 everytime he fired me so I didn't mind it. He always hired me back because nobody else would work for him.

Fired somebody? --- NO, just made them quit.

Sang karaoke? --- NO

Pointed a gun at someone? --- NO

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- YES

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- YES

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- YES

Kissed in the rain? --- YES

Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- yes, more than I can count

Seen someone die? --- yes

Played spin-the-bottle? --- YES - I was too young to really remember it though (does that count?)

Sang in the shower? --- YES

Smoked a cigar? --- NO

Sat on a rooftop? --- YES

Smuggled something into another country? --- NO

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- yes

Skipped school? --- no

Lied to avoid a ticket? --- yes

Ridden in a helicopter? --- no (but I flew a plane)

Shaved your head? --- NO

Blacked out from drinking? --- yes

Played a prank on someone? --- YES

Hit a home run? --- yes

Felt like killing someone? --- yes

Cross-dressed? --- YES, for Halloween

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- yes

Eaten snake? --- yes

Marched/Protested? --- I protest something just about everyday

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- NO

Puked on amusement ride? --- NO, but I wanted to

Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- YES

Been in a band? --- no

Knitted? --- YES, but I never finished anything

Been on TV? --- yes

Shot a gun? --- YES

Gave someone stitches? --- yes - my little brother when I was 4 and he was 3. I pushed him off the tricycle and he hit his head on a water meter. I begged him not to tell on me as the blood poured from his head.

Eaten a whole habanero pepper? --- yes

Ridden a surfboard? --- NO

Had surgery? --- YES

Streaked? --- NOBODY SAW ME

Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- yes

Tripped on mushrooms? --- I had mushrooms once - no trip

Passed out when not drinking? --- YES

Donated Blood? --- NO

Grabbed electric fence? --- no

Eaten alligator meat? --- yes

Eaten cheesecake? --- YES

Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? --- no kids - do nieces and nephews count?

Killed an animal when not hunting? --- YES

Peed your pants in public? --- yes

Snuck into a movie without paying? --- yes

Written graffiti? --- NO

Think about the future? --- YES

Believe in love? --- YES

Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- no