damnpamn wisdom

Apparently you can't get blood from a turnip, but you can get blood from a stool!

I am a natural blonde. The carpet has NEVER matched the drapes - MYTH BUSTED!

FAT FLOATS! SO GRAB A FAT WOMAN AND GO SWIMMING, I KNOW BECAUSE I AM UNSINKABLE NOW. MY ONLY PROBLEM IS MY ASS WANTS TO FLOAT TO THE SURFACE AND I HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HOW TO BREATHE THROUGH IT!

warning: a heart attack during sex completely ruins your afterglow!