I had a pet ferret ONCE

I brought it home. Someone had given me the ferret, cage and food for free. I was cleaning the cage and Bobby decided to hold the ferret for me. He reached into the cage and that ferret latched onto his finger and wouldn't let go. Bobby actually held the ferret in the air dangling from his finger.

I couldn't believer my eyes. I would have been jumping and screaming and shaking my hand to get rid of that varmit. Bobby calmly disengaged the thing and put it in it's cage. He told me to get rid of it.

I gave it back to the people the next day.