Why is it better to have a truck full of dead babies than a truck full of watermelons?
Because you can't use a pitchfork with the watermelons
Because you can't use a pitchfork with the watermelons
WHEN I WAS A KID MY DAD USED TO TELL THESE DEAD BABY JOKES ALL THE TIME. I NEVER HEARD THE WATERMELON ONE THOUGH.
HERE IS THE PROGRESSION:
WHAT'S FUNNIER THAN A TRUCKLOAD OF DEAD BABIES? PITCHING THEM OUT WITH PITCHFORKS...
WHAT'S FUNNIER THAN THAT? NAILING THEM TO A TELEPHONE POLE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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