I returned a pair of pants yesterday because they were too big!!!!

I was thrilled!!!!

I bought 3 pair of Rider's Slim Fit jeans at Gabe's for 7.99 a pair. The price was worthy of a smile on it's own. However, when I got home and tried them on they were too big for me!!! That never happens.

Instead of taking them back - I should have framed them for posterity.

Remember, to save a drowning child, throw a fat lady in the pool. I am unsinkable. The only problem is that I can't breathe through my ass and it keeps floating to the surface!