I went to the guard shack and all the guys wanted to know how I could work for a black man.
I asked them, "what color is his money?"
They said, "green."
I said, "that's all I care about."
Bernard and I proceeded to kick all their asses!
Years later Bernard and I ran into each other in Palm Beach. We were talking and his son was coming to meet him. He told me he had just gotten a divorce. When I asked what happened, he said, "when my boy graduated, his mom came to me and told me he wasn't my son. I divorced her and kept him. Afterall I already paid for him." hahahahhahahaha
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