Saturday, October 18, 2008

The Abortion Song

My niece has requested the Abortion Song. It is actually a joke. When and if Robin sees this she can make any necessary corrections.
A woman goes to a dr. and requests an abortion. He gives her a little blue pill. She goes home and takes it and the fetus is aborted. Nine months later she gives birth to a newborn baby girl. When the baby comes out she jumps up and belts out this song while doing a little dance and waving a top hat:
Duh Duh Du Du Duh (musical build up)
You Killed My Brother but You didn't Kill Me!
Duh duh Du Du Duh
I Hid Behind My Mother's Left Kidney!
Baby takes a bow.

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