When I was a toddler my mom wanted to teach me a discreet way to tell her I needed to go to the potty. She taught me to say "Bobby" when I needed to do #2. One day a friend of my dad's came by the house for the first time. They were sitting in the living room having coffee and I ran through the house holding my rear and yelling, "Bobby, Bobby, Bobby!". Theman's name was Bobby.
He looked at my mom and gushed
, "Oh, how sweet. You taught her to say my name." My mom just laughed and told him I picked up things fast and took me to do my business.
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