Wednesday, September 16, 2009

I INTERRUPT THIS BLOG...

TO ANNOUNCE TO THE WORLD THAT MY GREAT UNCLE GERALD AFTER MUCH HEATED DEBATE WITH HIMSELF HAS SUCCESSFULLY POKED A HOLE THROUGH THE WALL TO INSTALL A NEW OUTLET FOR MY GREAT AUNT PATTY TO HAVE A NEW WALL MOUNTED TELEVISION IN THE KITCHEN.

AFTER HOURS OF PRECISION MEASURING (with which I am proud to say I was able to play a minute part) he determined the precise spot to place the outlet. Not only will it be behind the television which will contribute to the aesthetics of the decor, but it is exactly where the existing wires pass through the wall and he will be able to splice directly into the existing wires to complete the outlet.

ANYONE WHO HAS EVER DONE ANY CONSTRUCTION CAN APPRECIATE THE LEVEL OF EXPERTISE THAT IT TOOK TO SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETE THIS PROJET. HE WAS ABLE TO DO THIS WITHOUT ANY DAMAGE TO THE EXISTING WALLPAPER AND THEREBY AVOIDING REPAPERING THE ENTIRE KITCHEN.

CONGRATULATIONS TO MY UNCLE GERALD AND AUNT PATTY.

(p.s. thanks for dinner last night. it was great)

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