There is no warning.
There is no sound.
This is one reason public pools require children to rest for 15 minutes out of every hour. Also it gives them a chance for a bathroom break instead of peeing in the pool.
The best part is that they don't require adults to get out of the water. It is a time of peace for me and I love it. I don't have to dodge crazed children as they go about their play with no concern for who they are running over.

It also gives me a chance to float in peace. The one advantage to being fat is that I can float endlessly in the pool. I can't tell you how many kids come to me at the end of the break and want to learn to float. I do my best to teach them but I also explain to them that "fat floats"

When I was a kid I used to try to float with no success. I was so jealous of my dad who could float forever and he tried more than once to teach me. I had zero body fat when I was a kid. No I can float just like he did. The problem is all my weight is concentrated in my ASS! It wants to float to the top. Unfortunately I can't breathe through that blowhole!

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