...I'll leave the rest to your imagination.
My uncle and aunt gave me a tv yesterday. They tried to give me $20 for gas but I told them it seemed ridiculous for me to take money when they were giving me a television. They also gave me a large frozen turkey. Today Eddie smoked half of it and I baked the other half. Both Eddie and I will keep some and I am putting portions in baggies to distribute throughout the building.
I'll bet this blog wasn't what you were expecting.