The other night we had a woman stealing 2 very large boxes of condoms. When the clerk said something to her she promptly dropped the boxes (one from which she had already removed all the condoms) and ran out of the store.
SHE ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED HER DRIVER'S LICENSE WITH THE 2 BOXES OF CONDOMS!
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE...AT LEAST SHE WAS TRYING NOT TO REPRODUCE!!!