Wednesday, August 25, 2010

I am convinced...

...that I am alive today because whenever I hear a strange noise outside, I DO NOT GO OUTSIDE TO CHECK ON IT!

That's how everybody dies in horror movies, you know! What am I going to do if I find something? I don't particularly want to kill anything or anybody. So, I just don't check.

I'm not dead so it must be working.

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